Fucking Downton Abbey, shooting straight into my heart. Are they talking about my brother? This episode makes me miss him so much it literally hurts. Adding a bottle of wine does not help at all, but at least I will pass out very soon.
So I bailed before I sent this to my sweet, oblivious mother; she would not have gotten it anyway (“Honey, what’s a Groupon?”).
WAIT CAN PEOPLE SEE THE NAMES OF THE FILES YOU SEND THEM VIA EMAIL
APPARENTLY YOU CAN AND I JUST EMAILED MY TEACHER AN ESSAY LABELED FUCK THIS ASSIGNMENT WHY DIDNT I KNOW THIS BEFORE IM FLEEING THE COUNTRY
As an instructor of undergrads who has received stupidhistoryessay.doc, yuck.docx, and lameasshistorypaper.doc, FUCK YOU GUYS.